Monday, 5 September 2011

A Picture takes a thousand words. (Or my camera never tells the truth.)


My Picture has inspired me to write a short story.
It’s about the current world situation.
Ireland is being eaten by a massive monster. The English are trying to feed the Principality of Wales to it to try fend it off.
It’s being quite successful, for now. Meanwhile there’s a spaceship crashing into a tree. It seems their guidance systems have gone adrift & it morphs into a duck. But it hasn’t. It has been sent by the overlords to make frames for new houses that the general public can’t afford to buy. So instead they are sold, in bulk, cheaply, to rich people. They then charge rentals so high it stops normal people from saving up, to put a deposit down for a mortgage.
End of part one.


Friday, 10 September 2010

A message to you trolls.

A Message to You Trolli.


To the tune of, A Message To You Rudi by The Specials.


Don’t be bringing us down, (ah-ah-ah)
Better think of your future, (ah-ah-ah)
Time you strengthen left arm, (ah-ah-ah)
Creating stains all around town. (ah-ah-ah)


Trolli, A message to you,
Trolli, A message to you.


Stop your wanking around, (ah-ah-ah)
Time you strengthen left arm, (ah-ah-ah)
Better think of your future, (ah-ah-ah)
Else you’ll wind yourself up. (ah-ah-ah)


Trolli, A message to you,
Trolli, A message to you.


Don’t be bringing us down, (ah-ah-ah)
Better think of your future, (ah-ah-ah)
Time you strengthen left arm, (ah-ah-ah)
Creating stains all around town. (ah-ah-ah)


Trolli, A message to you,
Trolli, A message to you,
Trolli, Oh it’s a message to you,
Trolli, Yeah it’s a message to you,
Trolli...


Enjoy Yourselves,


Michael.